Humans cannot become cats. Bummer.
In today's WTF news: Marco Rubio (sorry Marco, Apple just doesn't have the alternate text capacity to put that tiny United States above your 'i,' as in your logo. Clever though! A+ for your graphic design team!), the good ol' Republican candidate for PRESIDENT OF THE ENTIRE FRICKING COUNTRY (oh and leader of the free world NBD), hung out on MSNBC yesterday to defend his (totally rational) stance on abortion (even in the case of rape). It's "No."
In case you weren't up to date on the latest.
Also: HUMANS CANNOT BECOME CATS (or donkeys).
Well thanks for crushing my dreams, Marco. Nicely done.
(If you feel like you need to see this nonsense: Here.)
When pressed about his views on abortion on CNN, Marco pointed out — so eloquently — that life begins at conception. Because SCIENCE. (He just totally made that up.) And furthermore, because humans cannot become cats (or donkeys, just to clarify), they should not be aborted. Which I guess implies that cats should be aborted. And that is just rude.
This cat is looking for a suitable Republican candidate. Keep looking, Fluffy.
This cat is King of the jungle.
This cat is flailing, like Rubio's sanity.
